This is a conversation with Steve Jobs (if he was still alvie) and Phil Knight. Bare with me, I do not have a twitter and don’t really know how it works.
@Shoesforducks What’s the deal with everyone hating on apple recently? Still producing same amazing goods #hypocrites#donthatetheplayer
@IbittheApple Tell me about it Jobs. Others are jealous of not owning half an industry like us. #keeptryingaddidas#winning
@Shoesforducks That’s for sure. Get these media losers off Apple’s back. Trick from the 90’s?#billionaireproblems#publicrelationscleanup
@IbittheApple Easy fix. Do the bare minimum. Get public on your side. Continue ruling industry. #stillkillingit #easyfix
@Shoesforducks Just what I was thinking. Oregon’s uniforms are sick! Let’s hang with Romney soon. #BillionaireBFF#makinghistory